Tiger Woods is a Quitter

Tiggie has reached a new low- on the golf course.

He quit during the final round at the Players Championship. He was on the seventh hole, and quit because of a neck injury. He was two-over par through his first six holes and two under for the tournament.

Tig said: “I’ve been playing with a bad neck for quite a while. I might have a bulging disk.”

Doesn't he sound like a kid who is pretending to be sick and is looking to get out of school?

Quote of the Day

"Stick it, A-Rod."

-Peggy Lindsey, better known as Dallas Braden's grandmother, after her grandson/Alex Rodriguez's nemesis, pitched a perfect game yesterday afternoon.

This One's For You, A-Rod!

Dallas Braden used all his anger towards Alex Rodriguez to accomplish the ultimate fete- he pitched the 19th perfect game in Major League Baseball history yesterday.

I guess he's extended his 15 minutes of fame a tad longer than A-Rod expected.

When asked about Braden's historical day, A-Rod quipped, "Something I've learned throughout my career is that it's best to be recognized for the things you do on the field. Good for him. Even better, he beat the Rays."

Of course A-Rod made it all about him.

If I'm Alex, I'm cursing myself out, knowing that my arrogance single- handily turned this kid's career around.

Shame on You, Kris Jenkins!

A very very reliable source reports exclusively to TYP:

"New York Jets nose tackle Kris Jenkins came in to Medieval Times in Lyndhurst on Sunday (for Mother's Day). He came with an entourage of about 8 people. They drank, ate, and had a great time. How much tip did he leave? The same amount of games he played last year- a big, fat ZERO! Someone in Kris' party explained that they didn't "have cash" on them. When told that Medieval Times takes credit card, he simply shrugged it off and walked away."

In 2008, Kris Jenkins signed a five-year, $30.25 million contract, so I'm confident there was money somewhere at the table.

Totally clASSless!

Edit: Kris Jenkins played in 6 games last year, before going down for the season on October 18. Thanks Bernie.

A's Pitcher Beating a Dead Horse

I love ripping on Alex Rodriguez more than anybody, but this is a little ridic.

Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden is still spitting fire over that little mound mishap a couple weeks ago, and is out for A-Rod's head.

Watch his comments below.

NFL Fail

What does Ryan Leaf, Ki-Jana Carter, Akili Smith, Tony Mandarich, Charles Rogers, Heath Shuler, Blair Thomas and now JaMarcus Russell have in common?

BUSTED!

Yanks/Sox Hook Up This Weekend

The banged up New York Yankees limp into Fenway Park this weekend to hopefully bang up the even more-banged up Boston Red Sox.

That's a lot of banging.

The Bombers are currently a game out of first place.

Let's Go Yankees!

NYG: Mum's the Word

The New York Giants family ain't talking about the Lawrence Taylor rape case.

Reality, Meet Denial

Lawrence Taylor's third wife, Lynette Taylor, believes that this case is "all bullsh*t."

She told TMZ that she suspects a setup.

Here's hoping she's right, but I don't know...

Lawrence Taylor Court Video

LT is known more for his Dancing With the Stars gig than his NFL career?

How the mighty have fallen, in more ways than one.

Surprisingly, readers have been messaging me about how they are giving him the benefit of the doubt in this case.

What is your stance? Vote in the poll to the right!

Lawrence Taylor is F!@#$%

Like, majorly.

The New York Giants great was arrested early this morning and will be charged with third-degree rape involving a FIFETEEN-YEAR-OLD girl.

Reports say that the victim was a runaway from the Bronx who was brought to the Holiday Inn in Montebello, NY by a pimp. (Really?)

“She was a runaway since March and there was a pimp involved,” Ramapo police supervisor Christopher St. Lawrence (ironic name) said. “She got punched in the face. We’re not sure who did it.”

A press conference is scheduled for 3pm today.

Sad. Disgusting. Crazy.

Tiger's #1 Gal Strikes Again

Rachel Uchitel finds herself in the middle of another cheating scandal, but this time it's with actor David Boreanaz. This should come as no shocker, since his name (and unfortunately, Derek Jeter's) came up when the whole Tiger Woods mess broke out in November.

Chick gets around, huh?

In other Tiggie news, there is an explosive new article in Vanity Fair with one of his 230943204 mistresses, Cori Rist, in which she claims Tiger liked to "eat Fruit Loops" and "watch cartoons" after doing it.

That actually made me laugh out loud!

Also today, reports are saying that he has finally come to the realization that his marriage is over, and has met with a divorce lawyer.

Okay, bye!!

Philly Fans are the Epitome of ClASS!

Maybe instead of a production company, I should start a sports etiquette class, targeted to the city of Philadelphia.

Watch a Phillies fan run onto the field and then get TASERED by the PPD! (Supposedly a first!)

Back to Normal

Things have been restored to their normal state this weekend. The Yankees won their series vs. Chicago this weekend. Mets lost their series vs. the Phils.

Told you, it was that damn full moon!

The doozy from the Mets series was last night, when Johan Santana walked 85-year-old Jamie Moyer with the bases loaded.

You can't make it up with this team!

Ozzie Guillen Needs His Own TV Show

The quotes from the ChiSox manager are amazing!

First his summary of Derek Jeter, now this about Nick Swisher:

"That's the way he is [on Swish's fist bump after his homerun on Friday]. Good for him. Enjoy it. I wish he could do it for me, he was a very horse(bleep) player for me."

WHO says that?!

I LOVE IT!

Who else has some classic Ozzie quotes? I want to make a list!

Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs

Good Morning America anchor Juju Chang lost her shit around Alex Rodriguez in a segment with the New York Yankee.

The highlight for me was when A-Rod tried pimping his daughters out to Juju's older's sons.

What a dad!

PS- How times have changed. Could you picture a feel-good piece like this being aired about the Rod this time last year????

Should He Stay or Should He Go?

So far, the only thing I can really bitch about this season is the horrific Javier Vazquez re-experiment. So I'll just beat that up to a pulp until he either gets straightened out or gets shipped out.

So I have to ask you, what do the Yankees need to do with their beleagured pitcher?

Vote to the right!

Quote of the Day

"He is God. He is God all the time. It's fun to watch him play the game. He's the No. 1 ambassador in this game. The guy always has good-looking women around him, too. I mean, God bless him."

-Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, on Derek Jeter.

Mets and Red Sox fans Men of America, take a page out of Ozzie's book. Don't hate, appreciate!

Seen on the Street: Zach Parise!

Today was TYP reader Jason's lucky day- he bumped into hockey hottie Zach Parise in Hoboken!

Jason chatted with the NJ Devil and his girlfriend (grrrrrrrrrr!) for quite a while.

It's nice to know that Zach is as nice as he is hot!