100 Ranger Greats

Check out the latest video from the Princess' production company, Long Shot Productions!

Last weekend, we covered a book signing for "100 Ranger Greats". I interviewed co-authors Russ Cohen and Adam Raider at Barnes & Noble in Staten Island, NY, as well as NY Rangers legend Gilles Villemure!

Enjoy!

Tony Kornheiser Suspended for Rude Remarks

Why couldn't he just get straight-up fired? Dude is too annoying for words.

ESPN has suspended the Pardon the Interruption knucklehead for two weeks after his inappropriate remarks about ESPN colleague Hannah Storm.

On Friday, Kornheiser said that she wore a “horrifying outfit” with “red go-go boots” and a skirt that was “way too short for somebody her age.” He added: “She’s what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.”

GO AWAY! And for the record, Hannah Storm is damn pretty. She could definitely still pull an outfit like that off!

Miss Tiger Woods

Only Howard Stern could pull something like this off.

The King of All Media is hosting a beauty pageant with several of Tiggie's former mistresses. The event will take place on March 10, and first prize is $100,000.

This is my favorite part- The prize money will be sponsored by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”

White trash at its dirty best!

ESPN Got Punked!

AMAZING!

Some producer definitely lost their job after this!

Captain Janks from the Howard Stern Show called into ESPN pretending to be recently cut Philadelphia Eagle Brian Westbrook.

This is live TV at its best!

PS- Definitely not sad to see Brian leave the NFC East!

Women's Figure Skating Rocks

I don't care what anybody says, this is the best Olympics event (that includes winter and summer). The music, the costumes, the dramatic Scott Hamilton calls...it's just amazing!

Last night proved why. USA's Mirai Nagasu did her short program with a bloody nose for most of it, and still ranked sixth. Touch girl!

And how about Canadian Joannie Rochette's riveting performance a mere two days after her mother died. She's currently in third place.

Can't wait to be snowed in with it tomorrow night for the finale!

Team USA Advances to Semis

The world is learning what we New Jerseyians knew all along- Zach Parise is as cool on the ice as he is hot off of it.

The Devils' two goals helped the Americans skate past Team Switzerland, 2-0.

Parise said: "It's fun to score in a tight game. Whether it's here or in the NHL, it's always nice in a tight game where you feel like you need a breakthrough. I was really excited after it."

This chick has got to get herself out to some Devils games when NHL play resumes!

What's All the Hoopla About?

Talk about making something out of nothing.

All everyone wanted to talk about today, Day 1 of full-squad spring training, is Derek Jeter's contract status.

If Derek Jeter doesn't sign with the Yankees, I will become a fan of the Boston Red Sox. Quote me.

Media hounds, please chase after a real story!

Tonight!

Come down and say hi to the Princess tonight at Johnny Utah's in New York City. I will be blogging the Olympics (LIVE!) starting at 7:30pm.

See you then!

Burn!

Team Canada has benched goalie Martin Brodeur.

Hopefully his shoddy play doesn't carry over to New Jersey!

Quote of the Day

"I already accomplished all the things I wanted to accomplish. For me, all this is just extra. I know I'm not going to be here next year, so I just want to enjoy myself."

-Manny Ramirez, on his last year as a Los Angeles Dodger and (hopefully) as a MLB player.

Allen Iverson Dunzo?

But not for reasons you may think.

Iverson has taken an "indefinite" leave from the Philadelphia 76ers to tend to the undiagnosed illness of his 4-year-old daughter, Messiah.

Now there are whispers that the team may release him for good.

Very sad.

LT Junior Gets Cut

It's game over in San Diego for running back LaDainian Tomlinson-- the Chargers released their franchise star on Monday.

"I told him that in the 26 years that I've been in this business, it was probably the hardest thing I've had to do,'' team president Dean Spanos said. "I'm not close to a lot of the players, but there's a handful that I've been close with, and he's probably the closest. It was really difficult to tell him. But out of respect, I wanted to tell him earlier rather than later.''

LT- Lite, who will be 31 when the 2010 season begins, has not commented yet, but did say after his team's playoff loss to the New York Jets that he could play for a few more seasons.

I'm sure there is a team out there that will give him a shot. Even when he's not healthy, he's better than half the backs in the league.

PS- The real LT was never cut despite his injuries. Just sayin'.

PPS- If you don't know who the real LT is, log off this webpage now.

Another NHL Engagement!

Those hockey players are sure in a rush to settle down, huh? First Mike Fisher with Carrie Underwood, now Mike Comrie with Hilary Duff!

The Edmonton Oilers center popped the question while the two were vacationing in Hawaii and presented her with a ONE MILLION DOLLAR ring.

God Bless America Canada.

Zach Parise, if you want to hop on the NHL players commitment bandwagon, you know where to find me!

What a Tease!

You don't know how much I miss George Steinbrenner on the scene. He can't be that ill if he's making public appearances, right?

On Saturday, he took in a high school baseball game with Joe Girardi and son-in-law Felix Lopez. They were cheering on The Boss' grandson, Robert Molloy.

Cute!

In other Yankees news, they signed Chan Ho Park to a one-year, 1.2 million dollar deal.

The bullpen seems pretty crowded. Who is going to escape the spring?

USA Domination!

So far, we Americans have pulled in the most medals of the Winter Games, claiming 24 of them. Germany is second with 18, and Norway is third with 12.

Keep it up!

What news is getting everyone super excited? The stunning upset by the American men's hockey team. They beat the Canadians last night, 5-3!

Programming note- Tomorrow, February 23 and Thursday, February 25, I will be blogging the Olympics live at Johnny Utah's in New York City. Come down and say hi!

Stupid In Love

And by stupid, I mean totally-over-the-moon.

Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp has definitely been enjoying his offseason with singer Rihanna.

To show his love and appreciation, he recently threw her a huge birthday surprise party!

Forty friends gathered in Arizona as Matt surprised Ri-Ri with flowers, cupcakes, tiki torches in the pool, engraved bottles of Ace of Spades and Johnny Walker Blue, a personal Jamaican chef, and a custom cake featuring all her tattoos.

Damn! Where do I sign up for a Matt Kemp?

Saint Manning

Say what you want about Eli Manning (and boy, do I say a lot!) but he (and his family) are straight- up class acts.

The New York Giants quarterback, who has done publicity for Saint Vincent's Hospital in Greenwich Village, has agreed to forgo future paychecks because of its fiscal straits.

"When Eli learned that the hospital was in financial difficulties, he released them from the contract . . . from the monetary agreement," said the spokesman for sports-marketing firm IMG.

Aw shucks!

PS- What's up with Abby Manning's Snooki-like tan?

I'm Back!

I'm back from my blogging hiatus, and who else would I kick off the return party with than my good 'ol buddy Tiger Woods.

What a dumb apology this was. I read somewhere on Facebook that people thought the press conference had a Saturday Night Live skit feel to it, and I couldn't agree more.

After his heartfelt scripted apology, it was back to sexy-time rehab for Tiggie, with wife Elin by his side.

Money talk$, I guess.

I don't even feel bad for Elin anymore. She's the friend who keeps you on the phone for hours, entertaining you with her on-again off-again boyfriend's antics. You tell her to stay away, but your sage advice falls on deaf ears. After the 67th breakup, you just stop caring, and decline her calls.

Elin and I have major beef right now.

Tiggie Talks Today!

Sorry for lack of updates, crazy busy with my "real" job, I will be back very very soon, but I just wanted to know...how excited are you for Tiger Woods today?

See you lata TYP'ers!

My Events Start Tonight!

I don't enjoy Men's figure skating as much as Women's, but my addiction will be fed starting tonight!

The Men's Short Program will kick off at 7:15pm.

Can't wait!

More Tiggie Tiglets?

It almost happened...twice! (As far as we know).

Tiger Woods allegedly impregnated his porn star mistress twice-- both times when his wife was also pregnant, according to Joslyn James.

Unprotected sex was "never discussed."

Remind me again why Elin is not filing for divorce?

Yummy Cheerleader!

Hysterical.com!!!!!!

How Embarrassing!

A die-hard New York Rangers fan asked his girlfriend to be his "Blueshirt Bride." She didn't exactly have the reaction he was looking for.

However, you gotta give the girl credit for being true to herself despite the public proposal! Too bad others we know didn't have the balls to say no when presented with a very similar situation. ::ahem::

The Winter Games!

The Winter Olympics kick off tonight! Who else is stoked?

For all my NY/NJ/CT fans, I'll be doing live blogging of the Games for SportsFanLive.com on February 23 & 25 at Johnny Utah's in NYC.

In the meantime, I invite all of you to participate in the latest TYP poll. Which event are you most looking forward to?

Vote to the right!

Go America!

Twitter Talk!

Things have been hectic today, in getting my production company up and running. (Everything will be finished this weekend with the launch next week! Soooo exciting!)

If you are on Twitter, follow me for updates on there all weekend @tYankeePrincess!

In the meantime, if you are interested in doing some guest blogging, e-mail me at tYankeePrincess@aim.com!

xoxo

Johnny Damon a Brave?

He better just take the money, beggers can't be choosers at this point!

Giants Release Antonio Pierce

WOW! Why?

More to come on this late-breaking news!

A Conversation with Derek Jeter

It was with a sports writer. What do you think was said?

Hint: Nothing about marriage or contracts.

Boyfriend's had the same lines since 1996. Wake me up when it's over!

A Sign the Apocalypse is Near

A group of Minnesota Vikings fans, who obviously have lots of money to burn, have taken out advertising space on a digital billboard near Brett Favre's quarterback's home in Hattiesburg, Miss.

It reads: "Hey No. 4, do Minnesota fans love you and want you back next year? You Brettcha!"

::Groan::

Can some Green Bay Packers and/or New York Jets fans please come up with the funds to counteract this with a "Stay Home Old, Confused Man!" sign...on his lawn?

Tiger's #1 Gets a New Job

Talk about "sleeping your way to the top!"

Celebrity TV show Extra has offered Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel a "special corespondent" job.

A fine example for young girls everywhere who want to break into the biz!

Saints Parade "Super"

The people of New Orleans had themselves a grand 'ol time yesterday for the Saints' celebration.

One veteran cop said it was the "biggest crowd I've ever seen...even Fat Tuesday!"

Mardi Gras is this coming Tuesday, and you better believe the Saints will be part of that celebration too!

Super Bowl XLV- Bound?

The NFL season just ended, but that's not stopping the know-it-all's from making their 2010 predictions.

Herm Edwards and a slew of other analysts are picking the New York Jets to square off against the Dallas Cowboys.

Slow it down, fellas. You may have gotten this year's matchup right, but you got a ton of things wrong too!

Interesting...

The New York Post has an in-depth article in today's paper about Derek Jeter, Brian Cashman, and why DJ's contract negotiation will be a rough one.

I think you pretty much know my stance on the situation-- if Derek wants your first born, give it to him!

Read all about it!

No More "Joba Rules"

The restrictions on Joba Chamberlain have been lifted...because he will be in the bullpen!! (Right?)

WRONG!

The Yankees will round out their rotation after a spring competition, with Joba and Phil Hughes as the early favorites. (Of course, the two that have no business being in the running in the first place.)

"For me to say who's the clear favorite - right now I can't do that," pitching coach Dave Eiland said. "Time will tell. We have interesting guys, and this is going to be fun to watch. Competition brings out the best in guys, and we'll see who pulls ahead of the pack."

As for Joba, Eiland added: "He's just going to go out and pitch and he'll be the one who'll dictate when he comes out as far as getting hit or getting tired or losing his stuff."

Here's my prediction: He'll dictate himself right back into the bullpen, just like he did last year!

Sergio Mitre in '10!

Kristin Cavallari is One Lucky Girl

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is going long with The Hills star Kristin Cavallari.

"He was definitely all about Kristin," the a source blabbed. "They even left together at the end of the night."

Eh, he can do better.

She can't though!

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz?!

Is hooking up with every blond Hollywood actress/singer Alex Rodriguez's goal in life?

The Rod's latest conquest: Cameron Diaz.

The twosome made their debut in Miami over Super Bowl weekend, where they were spotted doing some dirty dancing.

Go on with your bad selves!

Just Asking Part II...

Why the delay in giving Derek Jeter (and Mariano Rivera, and Joe Girardi) a new contract?

Just Asking...

Why is Johnny Damon still unemployed?

Meanwhile, the New York Yankees continue to scrape the bottom of the free agent barrel in trying to replace him.

Unreal.

Mets Chop Off Citi Outfield Wall

David Wright must be happy about this.

The New York Mets decided to slice Citi Field's center-field wall in half. Originally, the wall measured 16 feet, now it sits at 8 eight feet.

How much do you want to make a bet, that if the Mets find themselves in a pivotal game (big IF), they lose on a home run to center that otherwise would not have cleared the wall had it been taller?

Colts are Losers at Home, Too

Only 11 fans came out to Indianapolis International Airport to greet their team after their Super Bowl loss.

Sean Payton's Bedtime Companion

New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton got a little too comfortable with his Lombardi Trophy Sunday night.

"This thing laid in my bed next to me last night," Payton said of his silver teddy bear. "I rolled over a couple of times. I probably drooled on it. But man, there's nothing like it."

Cute...or creepy?

(You think Tommy C slept with his back in '08?)

That's a Lotta Eyeballs!

We no longer have to hear, year after year, that the Super Bowl came in second as the most-watched program ever to the M.A.S.H finale- this year's installment broke the record! 106.5 million Americans tuned in on Sunday.

Impressive!

Danica Patrick Ready to Play with the Big Boys

Danica Patrick, aka the GoDaddy.com girl, will make her NASCAR debut at Daytona this weekend. She will drive the No. 7 Chevrolet for JR Motorsports in Saturday's second-tier Nationwide Series race.

"I think Danica proved to everyone that she can compete in stock cars at a high level, and right now seat time is extremely important," said Kelley Earnhardt, Dale Earnhardt, Jr's sister and the general manager and a part owner of JRM. "She has worked extremely hard during the past two months for this opportunity. Her dedication and work ethic is infectious."

You go girl!

Watch her banned Super Bowl ad for GoDaddy above.

What Was Your Favorite Super Bowl Commercial?

This was mine. (Betty White is so en vouge right now!)

(While Tim Tebow looked hot in his, it was kind of lame. All that hoopla, for nothing!)



You can vote for your favorite on YouTube today!

Who WASN'T at the Super Bowl?

(Well, me).

From Brangelina to Jennifer Lopez to the cast of Jersey Shore, all the A, B, and C-list celebrities came to Miami.

Click here to see some pics!

"Keep Away From Cooper!"

Thanks to TYP readers Laurie and Matt for making me aware of this.

Look at cartoon Eli pretending to be all tough. Yea right! I'm sure Cooper STILL gives him wedgies!

Biggest Blog Day of the Year

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints for their first ever Super Bowl victory.

Jeremy Shockey catching the game-winning TD was the perfect way to cap off an imperfect 2009 NFL campaign for The Princess.

Thanks for nothing, Manning Squared.

To boot, because I lost my SB bet on the TruFan Boston show, I must don a Red Sox Nation shirt for my new Facebook profile picture! Oh the horror. :(

But who cares about the game? (I certainly didn't. I was too busy partying with Ryan Grant, Jay Williams, and others at the Hudson Terrace Super Bowl viewing party!)

We have lots to talk about. The celebrity sightings, the commercials, and so much more! I have such a headache from sorting through the stories! (Or am I just hungover? Super Bowl Monday should be a national holiday!)

And away we go!

The Yankee Princess on TruFan

Listen as I give my Super Bowl prediction...and make a little friendly wager with Jared, one of Red Sox Nation's biggest fans.

Let's go Colts!

Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer!

For all you blond, hard-bodied, manish-looking girls out there looking to sink your acrylic nails into the one and only Alex Rodriguez, you still have hope! Boyfriend's been cleaning up this off-season! Start booking your spring training flights now!

The Actual "Wrecking Ball" Song

TYP reader Roger thought I should share the meaning behind yesterday's headline, "Bring On Your Wrecking Ball." I agree!

Watch Bruce Springsteen rock out to his song below:



Lyrics:

I was raised out of steel here in the swamps of Jersey, some misty years ago
Through the mud and the beer, and the blood and the cheers, I've seen champions come and go
So if you got the guts mister, yeah if you've got the balls
If you think it's your time, then step to the line, and bring on your wrecking ball

Bring on your wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Come on and take your best shot, let me see what you've got
Bring on your wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Come on and take your best shot, let me see what you've got
Bring on your wrecking ball

Now my home was here in the Meadowlands, where mosquitoes grow big as airplanes
Here where the blood is spilled, the arena's filled, and Giants play the game
So raise up your glasses and let me hear your voices call
Come on!
Because tonight all the dead are here, so bring on your wrecking ball

Bring on your wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Take your best shot, let me see what you've got
Bring on your wrecking ball

Also, here is an exclusive first look at the dismantling of Giants Stadium, taken by me while driving on Rt. 3 (real safe, right?) Notice the top section missing:

Mets Torture Calendar

Why even bother?

The New York Mets 2010 team calendar features team tidbits for every day, such as these:

Oct. 19, 2006- St. Louis Cardinals beat the Mets to advance to the World Series.

Did you know that no Mets player ever hit three home runs in a game at Shea Stadium, but three visiting players did?

And so on, and so forth.

Like you Mets fans needed any more reminders of your awful team!

Quote of the Day

"I root for [Peyton Manning] hard. I've been doing it my whole life. I've been to more sporting events for Peyton than anybody should have to go to. I feel like a parent."

-Eli Manning, on his brother's successes.

Aw shucks!

Devils Aquire Kovalchuk

I don't really know who he is and why this is important, but the news is blowing up my Facebook Live Feed so I figured it was a story I should share.

The New Jersey Devils have made "the biggest trade since 2000" by acquiring Ilya Kovalchuk from the Atlanta Thrashers in a five-player blockbuster deal.

In getting the 31-goal scorer from the Thrashers, the Devils shipped defenseman Johnny Oduya, rookie forward Niclas Bergfors, junior prospect Patrice Cormier and a first-round draft pick this year to the Thrashers for Kovalchuk and former Devils defenseman Anssi Samlema. The teams also swapped second-round draft picks this year.

Congrats, Devils fans!

PS- How is my boy Zach Parise doing?

No NFL in 2011?

Well this sucks.

DeMaurice Smith, executive director of the NFL Players Association, thinks that football won't be played after next season.

"On a scale of 1 to 10,'' Smith said Thursday, "it's a 14.

"I keep coming back to an economic model in America that is unparalleled...And that makes it incredibly difficult to then come to players and say, on average, each of you needs to take a $340,000 pay cut to save the National Football League. Tough sell. Tough sell."

Read the rest of the article here. I'm seriously too depressed to even continue writing about this.

Since I've been a sports fan, the NFL has been the "model" league, which is why it has surpassed baseball as the nation's pasttime.

If they don't get this labor deal done before their deadline, their loss will go way beyond the 2011 season.

Michael Irvin Accused of Rape

I'm obviously not a Michael Irvin fan, but file this one under "bullshit."

A Florida woman alleges that, after meeting Irvin at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino on July 4, 2007, he got her drunk, brought her upstairs, and raped her (along with another man).

According to Irvin's lawyer Larry Friedman, the woman is threatening to sue to try and exhort $1 million from the former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver.

"The more popular sport is not football; it's extorting money from sports figures," Friedman said. "It's the price you pay for fame today."

Great line! It's also very true.

Also, please explain to me again why all these gold diggers wait to file these suits YEARS after the alleged events went down? If someone raped me (God forbid), I wouldn't sit on it for almost 3 years, I would be pressing charges in like 3 seconds.

Osi: This is "the worst offseason of my life"

New York Giants (former?) defensive star Osi Umenyiora chatted with WFAN's Joe Benigno and Evan Roberts about his offseason misery and hinted towards retirement:

"I’m not going to be a backup player, I can promise you that. I’ll stop playing football before I do that ever again.

"This has been just the worst offseason of my entire life. I can’t even think of a time when things were this bad during the offseason. You’re supposed to be relaxing, but I can’t relax because all I can think of is the things that took place last season.

"So for me, it’s not something that I’m going to do. And if I’m asked to come back there and do that then I’ll just stop playing football.”

Listen to the full interview here.

The team, top to bottom, was just flat-out awful. I have no idea what happened in December 2008, but it obviously carried over into '09. Hopefully it will be a case of new decade, new stadium, new Giants. I have a feeling Osi will be leading the pack.

Bring On Your Wrecking Ball!

Today marks the first day of Giants Stadium's slow and painful death. Starting this morning, a crane will demolish the top sections of the old place.

Sad.

But it needs to be done, and I'm happy they are getting it out of the way now, because nothing creeped me out more than seeing old, haunted Yankee Stadium sit there in darkness while walking out of the sparkling new one.

Banned GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial

Do you think this crosses the line?

(PS- It's a shame that most of the Super Bowl commercials are out there floating around on the web).

Hockey Ref Dies on Puck Impact

How awful!

A Swedish ice hockey referee has died after being hit in the back of the head by a puck during a junior game.

A police spokesman said the 62-year-old man was refereeing an under-18 game in northern Sweden on Saturday and was struck by the puck when a player tried to lob it into the offensive zone.

It was not immediately clear whether he died from being hit by the puck or from hitting his head on the ice when he fell.

Plaxico: "I Will Play Again"

In his first jailhouse interview, with NFL Today's Bill Cowher, former New York Giants star Plaxico Burress vowed to be back on the football field. (Maybe he was trying to sway the future coach of the team into taking him back?)

He said he's been keeping in shape by working out "Four days a week. It’s not LA Fitness or Bally’s, but I do push-ups, sit-ups. I make do.”

Lolllll...Does anyone else find his prison "GTL" absolutely hysterical?

He also expressed remorse for his actions:

“I personally hand-wrote a letter to [Giants owners] John Mara and Steve Tisch. I told them how sorry I was about bringing all this bad publicity to such a stand-up organization.”

I doubt the first part, but overall I do believe he's genuinely sorry.

Strawberry Lets 'Er Rip

Darryl Strawberry is not exactly breaking major news here, but he's not afraid to tackle the tough issues.

When asked about the New York Mets/Omar Minaya's offseason moves, he simply said:

"I'll put it like this: It could've been better. You could've put a couple more pieces into that puzzle for them. I know they signed Jason Bay, but the big loss was the (Carlos) Beltran (injury) situation."

On Mark McGwire's recent admission of steroid use, he replied:

"I'm not a player that's going to say anything bad about a guy, because I had my faults, too. We all make decisions. In professional sports, like I always say, there's a pot that people are going to dip into. We had greenies in our day. These guys had steroids. Once one guy is doing it, they all are going to try to get the edge."

Ahhhh, a breath of fresh, honest air!

Quote of the Day

"Being down [in the bullpen] for two stints, you get to see how good [Mariano Rivera] is, and you know there is going to have to be somebody who comes behind him that replaces the legacy that is Mariano. If that opportunity comes, great. If we sit down and they say that, then we'll get after it."

-Joba Chamberlain, campaigning for a spot in the bullpen (Well, not really...but Yankees, listen to him and do the right thing!)

Super Predictions Poll

It's very cut-and-dry, who is winning the Super Bowl?

Vote to the right!

(BTW, most of you are just as confused as Brett Fav-re on the whole retirement deal. Your votes were all over the map!)

Yankees (and Trophy) Tour Asia

Hey, it's good for business!

Who Watched the Pro Bowl Last Night?

Anyone?

My attention was on the Grammy Awards (what the hell was Lady Gaga wearing? She was dressed like a planet) but I'm assuming some people tuned in.

If you rebelled like me, here is everything you need to know: the AFC won 41-34, and the New York Giants' Steve Smith made an unbelievable catch (see above).

See, now you're all caught up!

Up Yours!

Rex Ryan is fast becoming my favorite figure in the NFL.

Dude just doesn't care. He always looks like he just rolled out of bed (or out of an all-you-can-eat-buffet). He seems more "fan" than "head coach." He will trash talk you to death, and doesn't care who his victim is (hello, Peyton Manning). He's a cartoon character; a true-to-life Homer Simpson.

His latest antic? Flipping the bird to a cell phone camera.

Ryan was booed Saturday night while doing a TV interview at the MMA event in the Bank Atlantic Center, the Florida Panthers' home arena. Guess he wanted to let the fans (mostly Miami Dolphins fans, I presume) what he really thinks.

"It was stupid and inappropriate,'' Ryan said. "I wouldn't accept that type of behavior from one of the coaches or players and it's unacceptable from me. I apologize to the Jets organization, the National Football League and NFL fans everywhere.''

That would be believable, if he didn't look like he was having the time of his life doing it.

Just keep being you, Rex!