What Would You Do For Super Bowl Tickets?

I doubt you men would want to do this!

(I especially love the banter between the newscasters!)

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Something Tells Me Elin Wouldn't Want This For Her Birthday...

But then again, she may enjoy smacking these broads in the face!

This is so horrible...and by horrible, I mean amazing!

Creative Classics Inc. has released a special box set called "Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls- Mistress Edition!"

That's right, now you can play with Tiger's favorite whores- Rachel, Jamiee, Mindy, Cougar, etc.- all day, disease free!

And for the low price of $53.90, you can get them for a lot cheaper than Tiger did.

Order your box set today!

NFL Player Accused In Transgender Sex Assault

NFL cornerback Eric Green is in some hot water with a transgender New Yorker. (There's something you don't hear everyday!)

Angelina Mavilia has filed a $10 million sex assault suit against Green, saying that he forcibly sodomized her.

The two met in a Scottsdale, Ariz., casino in early 2009 (what is it with people coming forward only now with year-old shit?) when Green still played for the Arizona Cardinals.

They went back to his condo, where Green, 27, assaulted her, she charges. He then got "extremely agitated and threatening," according to court documents, and warned: "This never happened. You'd better not tell."

The wack-a-doodle is also suing New York City, saying she was abused and humiliated by cops.

But let's look at the bigger picture here. I don't doubt that Green got intimate with this man woman, but I think he's she's just a gold digger looking for some money, probably because their relationship ended or something. Ok, fine.

That being said, could this lead to the first active NFL player coming out of the closet? That would be something!

TO Runs His Mouth

According to Terrell Owens, he would be in company with Hall-of-Fame wide receiver Jerry Rice if it weren't for his "quarterbacks, man."

"I know hands-down I'd be close to Jerry Rice's records if I had been with quality quarterbacks like he had," Owens said. "He had Joe Montana and he finished with Steve Young. That wasn't a dropoff.

"Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me?"

You hear that, Patriots, Colts and Saints? The 36-year-old free agent is subconciously campaigning for a spot on your team!

But seriously, it's not like Tony Romo, Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia are total scrubs. Maybe if you actually held on to the ball after it was thrown to you, your stats would be better.

PS- When does The TO Show return? I miss that hot mess!

A-Rod: "Crazy For You"

This news has made my week- Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are back on!

Sources are saying they spent the weekend together at A-Rod's Westchester, NY home.

I wonder if their time "Miles Away" from each other's "Forbidden Love" made A-Rod feel "Like a Virgin" when they rekindled their romance! (Yes, I went there).

Bengals LB Arrested on DUI

Maybe they should extend the NFL to a year-round league. Once the season is over, these guys can't seem to keep out of trouble!

Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga was arrested this morning on charges of drunken and careless driving.

Covington, KY police spokesman Spike Jones (cool name!) says Maualuga hit a parking meter and two parked cars early Friday with his 2003 Pontiac.

The 23-year-old is being held without bond at Kenton County jail.

Rams RB Accused of Beating of Preggo Girlfriend

My first reaction was "Wow, what a dick" but this case isn't as cut-and-dry as you think.

St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson has been accused of beating up his girlfriend, who was nine months pregnant.

What's odd is that this is being reported now, nearly a year later since the alleged attack.

Supriya Harris filed a complaint with Las Vegas police this week saying the two-time Pro Bowl running back repeatedly pushed her to the ground in March 2009 and bloodied her hip. In the report, Harris said Jackson ``flung'' her against a door, and that Jackson later urged her to say she was injured during a fall in the shower.

Las Vegas police spokeswoman Barbara Morgan said authorities have not been in contact with Jackson, nor is an active investigation under way.

Something doesn't quite add up here.

TruFan.com Webcast

I was on the Boston edition of "TruFan Sports Talk" earlier today.

I had a great time with those guys. Nothing beats beating up on Red Sox fans for a little.

Wait until the season starts!

Dummies of the Year

I know 2010 is only 28 days old, but hopefully no one in sports will out-stupid these two clowns before December 31st.

Washington Wizards guards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were suspended without pay for the remainder of the season on Wednesday because they brought guns into their locker room.

NBA commissioner David Stern said: "We mean what we say when we say that guns are prohibited from being in our buildings and on team business. You will be dealt with harshly because it's very potentially dangerous to our players, to the other players and to anyone else who might be involved."

Arenas will lose $147,200 per game, while Crittenton will be down $13,435 per game.

Dumb and dumber!

Congratulations!

The New Jersey Nets have won their first game since the start of the calendar year!

They beat up on the L.A. Clippers (Los Angeles has another basketball team? lol) 103-87.

Remember when the Nets were good? It wasn't that long ago...how the mighty have fallen!

Kurt Warner to Retire

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner is expected to announce his retirement on Friday.

The 38-year-old is coming off another huge season and seems determined to end his career on a high note.

Taking notes, Bretty Boy?

A "Winn-ing" Deal?

The New York Yankees and Johnny Damon officially parted ways yesterday when the team signed outfielder Randy Winn.

I just don't get it.

Why would the Yankees let three of the biggest clutch players from last year- Damon, Hideki Matsui, and Melky Cabrera- get away?

Will their replacements- Winn, Nick Johnson- be able to pick up where their predecessors left off?

I guess the Yankees don't believe in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mantra of living.

Tiggie Tails

I think my new production company needs to start producing movies based on these "you can't make this shit up"- type stories. I have a ton of ideas (BELIEVE ME!)

The first saga to kick off my series? The Tiger Woods drama, of course.

Two anonymous sources gave me some new material to work with today:

• Just before Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was reported in the National Enquirer, he put Uchitel on the phone with his wife for a half-hour, so she could convince Elin the relationship was platonic.

• Elin confirmed her lingering suspicions about Tiger’s affair with Uchitel by impersonating her husband in text messages with Uchitel, prompting the rage that led to Woods fleeing his house.

• Tiger had taken the sedative Ambien that night, and was in a stupor when Elin woke him following her sting operation on Uchitel.

• After his wife’s wakeup, Tiger sent Uchitel a panicky text warning her that Elin had discovered the affair and implying that divorce was imminent. Elin quickly found this text as well, which precipitated her chasing him out of the house with a golf club.

• Tiger did not immediately return home when he was released from the hospital, likely explaining why Elin did not accede to much-publicized requests from visiting police officers to chat with Woods.

WOW! To be a fly on the wall that night!

Despite all this, Elin has not yet filed divorce papers- and it doesn't look like she's going to.

How is that humanly possible?

Still Together!

Not that there were any reports to the contrary, but this just reaffirms my nightmare the truth.

In the words of my girl Snooki: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Simmer Down!

There's some annoying pro-abortion group that's trying to get college football hottie Tim Tebow's Super Bowl commercial off the air.

"An ad that uses sports to divide rather than to unite has no place in the biggest national sports event of the year -- an event designed to bring Americans together," said Jemhu Greene, president of the New York-based Women's Media Center, who was trying to coordinate a protest with other feminist groups.

OMG pul-eeeeeeze!

The ad tells the story of Pam Tebow's pregnancy in 1987 with a theme of "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life." After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim, who went on to win the 2007 Heisman Trophy while helping his Florida team to two BCS championships.

"I know some people won't agree with it, but I think they can at least respect that I stand up for what I believe," Tebow said. "I've always been very convicted of it (his views on abortion) because that's the reason I'm here, because my mom was a very courageous woman. So any way that I could help, I would do it."

That is a very touching story. I can't wait to see the commercial! (It gives me something to look forward to).

As for the crazy libs: STFU!

Nancy Kerrigan Assault Drama!

No, it didn’t have to do with the former Olympic champion Nancy Kerrigan- that is soooo 1994 – but with Nancy Kerrigan’s family.

Forty-five year-old Mark Kerrigan has been charged with assaulting their 70-year-old father Daniel, who died as a result of his injuries!...

Read more at CamelClutchBlog.com!

The Yankee Princess Extends Her Land!

Recently, I started contributing to a couple sites. I want to introduce you to my new friends!

TruFan.com- Become my "friend", participate in my webcasts and catch up on my content you won't find anywhere else!

SportsFanLive.com- There is a special "Yankee Princess" page that will have blog entries and more! Major props go to their web designers, I love my crown!

CamelClutchBlog.com- I will be contributing exclusive content here as well.

2010 is already shaping up to be a great year! Hopefully there is many more great things to come!

xoxo

Garrett Hartley is Psychic

New Orleans Saints kicker Garrett Hartley should play the lottery today (and give me the winnings!)

He had a "premonition" that he was going to kick the game- winning field goal...

Read the rest on Trufan.com!

Get Well Soon, Mink!

Beloved New York sports anchor, WFAN's John Minko, is undergoing bypass surgery today.

We send him our best wishes for a successful surgery and a speedy recovery!

Quote of the Day

"New York Giants."

-Tony Corrente, the head official for yesterday's AFC Championship Game, during the coin toss.

They wish!

Is Brett Back in the NFL Next Season?

I don't know, you tell me!

I will be sure to forward the results of the poll to his people. Maybe you guys will influence his decision! Ha.

Vote, stage right.

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

It's time to play the "Brett Fav-re Retirement Game!"

On his plans:

“I know people are rolling their eyes or will roll their eyes. [Like me?] In a situation like this, I really don’t want to make a decision right now based on what’s happened because I do know the year could not have gone any better aside from us not going to Miami.”

Meanwhile, he said that he "couldn't even move" and felt "49-years-old" (well, you're almost there!) while dressing up after the game.

I think it's time to hang 'em up!

PS- Who else got flashbacks from the 2008 NFC Championship game last night? Between his costly late- game interception, and the game being decided on an OT field goal...talk about some bad luck for #4!

WRONG!

The Princess went 0-2 this weekend in NFL Championship picks. Although I'm not shocked, I'm still bummed. I have zero interest in this Super Bowl!

This is the first time in a looooong time the two favorites are in. You could have predicted this matchup in Week 4. BORING!

As much as I despise Brett Fav-re, I do like that Vikings team. Them and the Jets would have been amazing. But it was not meant to be.

Gee, I can't wait to hear about Peyton Manning's favorite color and Reggie Bush's preferred flavor of toothpaste for the next two weeks!

Wake me up when these next two weeks are over!

Go Colts, I guess.

Rangers' Halligan Dead

John Halligan, the longtime NHL and New York Rangers publicist, died suddenly on Wednesday. He was 68.

He is a friend of TYP fanatic Russ Cohen. The two, along with Adam Raider, recently released a book, "100 Ranger Greats."

Our prayers go out to Halligan's family.

New Mets Outfielder Getting Slammed

The New York Mets acquired Los Angeles Angels outfielder Gary Matthews, Jr. on Friday, but no one really understands why.

One executive with another team called the move: "Baffling."

A scouting report clearly states: "Matthews is a player to be avoided. Slow bat. Declining range. And above all else, a player who wants to be a regular and will be an unhappy distraction in your clubhouse when he's not in the lineup every day."

Looks like another stellar move by Omar Minaya!

Jordan & Co Party Like Rockstars in Paradise

I'll be going to the Atlantis in Paradise Island, Bahamas in April, but I should have moved that trip up to this weekend!

Michael Jordan is currently having his annual celebrity golf invitational this weekend at the resort.

In attendance? Only the biggest and brightest stars alive to ever play in professional sports:

Wayne Gretzky, Paul O'Neil, Roger Clemens (ew), Ken Griffey Jr, Brett Hull, Mario Lemieux, Penny Hardaway, Grant Show, Vince Coleman, Chris Doleman, Johnny Damon (whose future is still in limbo), John Smotz, Marcus Allen, Julius Erving, Mike Piazza, Charles Oakley, Lawrence Taylor, CC Sabathia, Michael Crabtree, Mia Hamm, Adrian Young, Dan Jansen, Jerome Bettis, Kenny Lofton, Brandi Chastain, Ben Roethlisberger, Brian Baumgartner, Spike Lee, Angie Everhart, John McEnroe, DEREK JETER and many more.

A-Rod: "You Love Me, You Really Love Me!"

Last night at the 87th Annual New York baseball writers' dinner, Alex Rodriguez received the Most Valuable (Postseason) Player award.

"Postseason MVP. Wow," A-Rod said. Then followed up with this: "What's next, the good guy award?"

Um, not really.

"I've been to these dinners a couple of times to receive MVP awards and those, I'm very proud of those accomplishments," said Alex, choking up. "But none of those accomplishments will ever compare to the feeling you get from being part of a team that won a World [Series] championship."

All kidding aside, congrats to the big guy.

Jets Get Huge Send-Off!

Over 5,000 attended the New York Jets pep rally in Florham Park, NJ to wish their team good luck for today's game.

Watch the video above!

Purple & Gold

Brett Fav-re will have a new song to sing if his team wins today, courtesy of Prince.

Check it out above! What do you think?

It kind of reminds me of a Christmas carol.

Bad Blogger, BAD!

Sorry for lack of updates the past couple days. I'm in the process of launching my TV production company, Long Shot Productions. The website is almost done, but for now, please follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

And as always, thank you much for your love and support!

A-Rod Has a New Girlyfriend

Why is she dressed for winter? Why is he tanning with sneakers on?

And, oh yea- who is she?

Alex Rodriguez and this Eskimo chick took a joyride on a yacht around Miami yesterday.

::Yawn::

Watch the Princess' Newest UFC Videos!

Andy Roddick Goes Ballistic!

Andy Roddick cursed out a chair umpire at the Australian Open yesterday.

Ch-ch-check it out!

(If someone has a better video, please let me know!)

Sign of the Day

Australian Open fans have no problem poking fun at America's Favorite Golfer!

Golfers is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off!

All Aboard!

Everyone is hopping on the New York Jets bandwagon!

(I live five minutes away from their practice facility. I can vouch for this).

Just in Case You're Interested...

This is where Tiger Woods is doing his time.

Maybe they can be his next endorsement deal, since he basically has none now!

For the record, I think "sex rehab" is a total crock of shit.

Spotted: Tiger Woods!

Those National Enquirer reporters do some excellent work.

They have snapped the first picture of Tiger Woods post- scandal!

The rag mag reports that Tiggie checked into the clinic on December 30 (his birthday!) and that he was forced into rehab by his wife, Elin. She demanded he get help or she would end the marriage. (Really? Sex rehab or bust? Wow).

My favorite: One of the many activities the Gentle Path program does is "family week". This calls for the person's significant other (no, not Rachel Uchitel) to spend seven full days of counseling with the patient. This includes "Disclosure Day," when the patient is forced to face his wife and admit, "in excruciatingly painful detail, each and every one of his adulterous dalliances". (Presumably this is done in person, not over the Internet or on a Post-It).

What comes after that, "File a Divorce Day"?

Seriously, who would want to stay with a guy after hearing about all his dirty deets?

Wow, Guess Who Just F'ed Themselves Out of the Super Bowl?

(Special thanks to TYP reader Roger for the heads up!)

Kournikova Drama

But this time, it's not with tennis beauty Anna Kournikova (pictured above). It's with her mother, Alla.

A Palm Beach, Florida police report says that the 46-year-old has been charged with child neglect for leaving her 5-year-old son home alone while she ran errands.

So what did the boy do with his new found freedom? He jumped out a second-story window! A neighbor found him, called 9-1-1, and that's what led to the arrest.

HotMess.com!

Jim Calhoun on Medical Leave

Poor man can't catch a break!

Connecticut men's basketball coach Jim Calhoun took a medical leave Tuesday for an undisclosed condition. Calhoun has been around the block with this before- he had prostate cancer in 2003 and skin cancer twice, most recently in 2008.

Dr. Peter Schulman, the coach's primary-care physician, said that he advised Calhoun to take time off "to address some temporary medical issues, none of which involve any previous medical conditions that he has dealt with."

UConn is 11-6 and fell out of the Top 25 this week after losing three straight games.

Get well soon! It's obvious your team needs you!

Steve Smith Pro Bowl Bound!

Finally, the league has realized what New York Giants fans have known all along- wide receiver Steve Smith is the real deal!

"GOING TO THE PRO BOWL," Smith wrote on Twitter and Facebook this morning. "i wanna thank YOU my fans who im so appreciative for because i couldnt have gotten in with out your votes."

He will join Shaun O'Hara, David Diehl and Chris Snee in Miami.

Strikes are in Baseball, Not Football!

Is the NFL moving closer and closer to a lockout in 2011?

I hope not!

Mets Finally Acknowledging Their Own

Darryl Strawberry, Dwight Gooden, GM Frank Cashen and manager Davey Johnson will be inducted in the Mets Hall of Fame, the team announced yesterday.

So does this mean Doc and Straw have officially forgotten about their time with that other New York team?

Said Strawberry: "For me, it's always been the Mets. That's where I started, being drafted No. 1, coming to the big leagues, having all the success in a Met uniform. It's always been home to me. I am always grateful for the opportunity to play with the Yankees and I'll never forget that. But the Mets is the place I always believed in, and this is where our dreams always came through, the success we had as a team."

No soup Old Timer's Day for you!

The induction ceremony will be held on August 1st.

Who said Mets fans don't have anything to look forward to?

Quack Quack

The New York Times has a great article with Yogi Berra today.

The highlight (for me anyway) is when he talked about shooting the AFLAC insurance commercials with live ducks: "That’s a live duck that was in front of me, too. They train them. I’m not kidding you now. He stops. They ring the bell and he stops. They train him for six months. And they had a couple of them, if you don’t do it right, they would bring the other duck in.”

Yogi & ducks? Too cute for words!

Watch one of the commercials below!

Pants on the Ground!

So how did Brett Fav-re and his teammates celebrate their bashing of the Dallas Cowpokes?

By doing a stirring rendition of "Pants on the Ground," a heartwarming (?) ditty penned by General Larry Platt. He debuted his song during his American Idol audition last week.

This will get you fired up! (You almost can't help but to feed off of Brett's hyperness!)

Jose Punched OUT!

Jose Offerman has been banned for life by the Dominican Winter League for punching out an umpire during a game.

I do not blame them. This is unacceptable on so many levels!

If only Major League Baseball was this quick to punish when their players and personnel embarrass them...

Watch the punch above!

Why Does This NOT Surprise Me?

Before outfielder Jason Bay became a member of the New York Mets, he was thisclose to joining the Boston Red Sox.

Boston had a four-year, $60 million contract extension ready for Bay in July. But during his physical, the Red Sox doctors grew very concerned about his knees and whether they could take the long-term beating of playing every day.

For some odd reason, the Mets doctors did not come to the same conclusion. Gee, that's shocking for them to miss an injury!

Do you think the Red Sox doctors were being overly cautious, or are the Mets ones just too lazy?

My money is on blue.

One Good Hand? No Problem!

New York Jets defensive end Shaun Ellis is one tough SOB.

Despite having a broken hand that will require surgery to insert screws, he says he's definitely playing in the AFC Championship game versus the Indianapolis Colts.

"I have to go suck it up, cast it up again and just go out there and play," he said.

Ouch!

San Diego Has To Grow Thicker Skin

Check out this video of a Jets fan getting arrested at the game yesterday for cheering on his team!

Get outta here with that! I've seen much worse!

Tiggie's Coming Back!

A source exclusive to RadarOnline.com says that Tiger Woods is planning a springtime comeback!

The golfer is currently in sex rehab at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. (What does one do to recover from sex addiction? I smell a TYP in-depth look at this).

Tiggie is hoping that going through rehab will help him convince everyone - family, kids, corporate sponsors - that he has changed.

I don't know. It's awfully hard for a "tiger" to change his stripes!

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Picks

Ladies and gentleman, these two teams will be competing in Super Bowl XLIV.

The Mangini Ex Games! (Ughhhhhh!) The Brett Bowl! (Double ughhhh!!!!)

Disclaimer- If the games go the opposite way, I will definitely not be surprised.

Do Baseball Fans Like Their Players Juicy?

Evidently, they do.

Mark McGwire received a standing ovation from St. Louis Cardinals fans Sunday in his first public appearance since admitting he used steroids.

About a 1,000 fans jammed into a downtown hotel ballroom to pay tribute to their "hero."

Fans Jessica and Sarah Schaaf wore T-shirts made for the occasion that said "Welcome back, Big Mac Land,'' with a photograph of McGwire.

"He did wrong," Jessica Schaaf said. "But we still love him."

I guess I can't get on fans too much. Didn't I cheer Alex Rodriguez during the playoffs?

McGwire also addressed the controversy to his fans: "I've learned a lot," he said. "Especially to kids out there, steroids are bad. I made a huge mistake in my life and it's something I want you guys to learn from. Don't ever, ever go down that road."

If McGwire is going to use his story to educate kids (as per his public relations reps' suggestions, of course) that would be a breath of fresh air to this whole mess.

For All My Cowboys Haters Out There...

This blog's for you!

A look at the best quotes from yesterdays loss:

Quarterback Tony Romo, who lost two of his three fumbles and threw an interception: "Any time you come in with the goals that we set and the expectations, No. 1 it's very frustrating. It's hard to think about it." (No A-Rod-like playoff turnaround for this Cowboy!)

Head coach Wade Phillips, on his offensive line, which gave up 6 sacks and 10 hurries: "It looked like Tony was running for his life a lot." (But look at the bright side, Wade. You still have your job).

Linebacker Keith Brooking: "Look, we get paid to stop them. If anything, it's on us...[but the game's final TD was] totally classless and disrespectful. This is the NFL, that's not what this is about. I don't think there's a place for that ... I was looking for [Vikings coach Brad] Childress. I didn't think it was right, but they've got to see us next year." (There's the pot calling the kettle black!)

Cowpokes owner Jerry Jones: "I thought that we had receivers open. The issue for us was Tony having to move around and throw quickly. Tony didn't have enough time to get it there." (AKA the entire offensive line will be fired, along with their coach!)

While yesterday's aftermath was not nearly as entertaining as the Cowgirls 2007 playoff exit (to who again?), anytime those clowns are frowning, this chick is smiling.

Until next years early playoff edition!...

R.I.P Gaines Adams

Among the excitement of the NFL playoffs yesterday, there was some terrible news that broke out of Chicago Bears camp- 26-year-old defensive end Gaines Adams had died of cardiac arrest. He was only 26.

Adams was experiencing "health issues" early Sunday morning. His girlfriend called 9-1-1, and he was rushed to Self Regional Hospital in Greenwood, South Carolina at 8am. He was pronounced dead in the emergency room at 8:21am.

An autopsy showed that the former fourth overall 2007 draft pick (by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers) had an enlarged heart.

Former Clemson coach Tommy Bowden, Adams’ head coach through his entire college career, said in a statement:

“I was shocked and saddened to hear this news. When I heard the news I thought it was his father because he has the same name. I just couldn’t believe it was Gaines.

“I will always remember the smile he had on his face and I will always remember his patience. To go from eight-man football, to prep school, then to redshirt, he waited his time, but proved it was worth the wait. Then he showed his patience when he came back for his senior year and could have gone pro after the 2005 season. This is a great loss and our prayers to out to his family.”

So sad.

Jets Super- Bowl Bound?

I dunno, you tell me!

Vote in the poll to the right!

Heard on the Scene

From Russ Cohen (Check out his site, Sportsology):

So when I was in Blondies on 79th Street in Manhattan on Saturday night, we sat next to a table full of Colts fans.

I thought it was odd they would congregate in New York City. I know all teams have fans everywhere but the Colts aren't exactly known for their fan support.

They were saying that there are a ton of tickets available right now on Stub Hub for Sunday's game [versus the Jets].

As it turns out, some of those fans were Giants fans. They were wearing Manning shirts or jerseys and just said, "well, we root for Peyton as well". I was surprised and I have never known any Giants fan to take on a second team because they have been successful for so many years...

Well Russ, it doesn't surprise me that some Giants fans have adopted the Colts. By doing so, they're keeping it in the Manning family. Peyton and Eli (seem to be) two of the classiest players in the league, they don't play in the same conference, so why not?

I checked on Stub Hub, and there are in fact tickets for sale. It's going to cost you, but when will the Jets have another opportunity like this again?

TYP readers, if you have a tip, feel free to let me know! E-mail me at TYankeePrincess@aim.com!

A Sight Rarely Seen Before...

The Empire State Building decked out in green and white.

And it's not for Saint Patrick's Day either- it's for the AFC Championship-bound New York Jets!

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do, now you're in New Yooooooooooooork...

Jets You've Left Me SPEECHLESS!

Who the hell would have thunk THIS?

The New York Jets, with rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez and rookie head coach Rex Ryan, have a date with the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship game!

Get my full recap of the game and playoff weekend at TruFan.com!

Mark 'n Mom

The New York Daily News ran a cute article about New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez's mother.

"It is just hard to explain," Olga Macias said about her son's success. "It has all panned out. To see it all happen, wow, there are no words. I don't know what to say, I want to cry happy tears."

It's ok Mama Mark! The Jets' female fans cried tears of joy too when your hot son was drafted by them!

Click here for the full article.

Giants Finally Hire Defensive Coordinator

Welcome aboard, Perry Fewell!

Big Blue Bill

New York Giants general manager Jerry Reese won't have to worry about looking high and low for a new head coach once the Tom Coughlin era comes to a close- former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher is waiting in the wings.

Jerome Bettis, Cowher's former running back with the Pittsburgh Steelers, told Chris "Mad Dog" Russo (awww, hi Doggy!) that the reason Cowher hasn't returned to coach is because he's "holding out" for the Giants job to open up.

"That's the team that he really coveted," Bettis said. "This is where he always wanted to be. The Mara family, he's been very close to them. … He's known them very well and was on the inside track - before the Giants won the Super Bowl - for that job. And I think he's holding out for that opportunity if it presents itself."

Can't say I blame him. He's an A-list, Super Bowl-winning coach. He's in a position to sit back and take a job he wants, not needs.

Tiger Woods "Evaluating" How Much to Give to Haiti Victims

If only he took the same care in evaluating his life decisions.

Tiggie plan$ to support the children in Haiti through his Tiger Woods foundation.

But for how much?

Rap mogul Russell Simmons said via Twitter that Tig is donating $3 million to help with the recovery, but that has not been confirmed.

"Our plan is be part of the relief effort to help rebuild Haiti by supporting organizations that provide critical resources to young people, which is consistent with our mission and previous efforts regarding Hurricane Rita, Hurricane Katrina and the 2004 tsunami," Greg McLaughlin, president of the foundation, said in a statement.

Well hurry up and come up with a plan, those kids need you.

And while you're at it, why don't you give the check publicly?

UFC's Danny Miller Gets His Black Belt!

The Princess was busy shooting Danny Miller's black belt ceremony, and other UFC goodness, earlier today for Buddhasport.com.

Check out the clip above!

And now for the updates (and there's a TON!)

Quote of the Day

"Honestly, I see us sitting here next week having this press conference again. If that doesn't happen, to me it will be a shock...All I want to do is beat Dallas and to even think about next year is doing myself an injustice and this team. I came here for one reason and that's to hopefully lead this team to the Super Bowl this year. Not next year."

-Brett "Bipolar" Fav-re, on this weekend's showdown against the Cowpokes.

Plaxico Alone Behind Bars

Last week, former New York Giants star wide receiever Plaxico Burress was denied a work release, and now we know why- lack of support from his wife, the Giants, and the NFL.

Can't say I blame them!