Jets Game Will Be Dry

Alcoholics, you've been warned- there will be no booze served during the New York Jets/Cincinnati Bengals game Sunday night.

"The organization approaches the decision of whether to serve alcohol on a game-by-game basis," Jets spokesman Bruce Speight said. "With the late start of Sunday's game, coupled with this being the final regular-season and final game at the stadium, we feel it is prudent not to serve alcohol."

While that's a nice notion, this is going to cause people to go at it extra hard in the parking lot.

Better have extra security on hand for the beginning of the game!