What do me and Tiger Woods have in common?
We both dream about Derek Jeter. Except our dreams our a tad different.
According to US Weekly, Tiger outlined his dream in an e-mail to one of his (many, many) mistresses, Rachel Uchitel.
He said that he "had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament...I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."
Cue Britney Spears' 3.
He added: "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."
Interesting, considering that is his drug of choice when...ya know, he's with women who are not his wife.
Today marks a week since Tiger's car accident, and the media has had the pedal to the floor ever since.
Are you sick of TigerGate yet?
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