Youkilis, Porcello Suspended Five Games


Kevin, you seem so testy..so moody..so full of angst. Is everything alright?

You came after Rick Porcello like a rabid dog.

There are ways to combat stress other than attacking the oppossing pitcher, you know.

Like, you can do yoga..go for a jog..win an important game or two. Things like that.

At least you know your punishment is justified.

Have fun on "vacation!"

xoxo

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